Monday, January 8, 2007

Chris Crocker on MySpace

Update 5 (Oct. 26, 2007 @ 9:07am)

I have to officially retract, that means "take back" for you all with limited vocabularies, my "wise" description of Chris. I'm a bit sad because I defended my point so well, but Chris' recent antics leave me no choice.

I'm from L.A., so I know that when people get to L.A. and people pay attention to them, they loose their heads a fair amount of the time. With this literal crotch shot spoof I think Chris has. Click over for privates in full view.

Dlisted: BARF!!!!! Chrissy Crocker Recreates Brit's Cooch Flash!

Update 4 (Sept. 26, 2007 @ 7:01pm)

Go on girl!

A recent MSN article: 'Leave Britney Alone' Guy is New Web Star

Update 3 (Sept. 19, 2007 @ 11:05am)

Okay, I know that in this ADD generation raised on the quick cuts of MTV videos and computer games that y'all don't read much or maybe don't read very well. However, let me say what I've said in the comment section.

  1. I do not know Chris Crocker.
  2. Haters...your comments will not be posted.
  3. If you have messages for him, then go to MySpace and write him. I've linked his MySpace page for a reason. I will not post letters directed to him because I'm not him and have no way of contacting him.
Okay, now go back to your MTV and computer games.

Update 2 (Sept. 15th @ 9:48pm)

Okay, a spike in traffic on this blog have been going straight to this old post, so I know it's all about viewing the Britney video or finding out more about the person who did it.

Here is an article to help you learn more: Escape from Real Bitch Island

Update 1 (Sept. 13th, 2007 @ 6:58am)

Oh, update time!

In response to Britney's horrible performance on the MTV VMAs and the blog shit storm that has followed, Chris responded with a video. I saw a clip of it with him being interviewed on ABC News. He said it was to give a voice to Britney's fans.

I noticed surge in traffic and figured something was up. So here is the video you're all looking for:

Warning the videos have a TON of swearing, so if it's not your thing, DON'T hit play. Also, if you're homophobic, this isn't for you.

With those warnings out of the way, Chris Crocker is hilarious!

I'll post the first video I got from a friend who, like me, was in medias res of the JMMSP Angry Bunny Scandal 2007 (trust me, you don't want to know more than that.) Folks were angry, someone found Chris' videos and they started getting sent around.

This & that.

That's a trip, no?

He's also hilariously funny. His comedy, like all good comedy, comes straight from real life. I know my best jokes have been those based on the weird, sad, or even offensive things that have happened to me.

Here is an example:

Real Bitch Island.

Anyway, he has more videos on and most have me laughing hysterically or nodding my head in agreement with his points. Here is an example of some of Chris' truth.

Fuck personality.

He's a funny but wise one.

He hasn't seem to have uploaded these to YouTube, and I don't know why. However, here is the link to all of Chris' videos on MySpace. You might have to join, but MySpace is a funny place in itself.


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